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Apr
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willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

reasons you should date me:

  • i bake things and they taste good usually
  • i will cuddle you always
  • you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not  talk
  • i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t

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Apr
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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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Apr
3

Sometimes when I feel bad about myself, I remember that I’m a damn good flutist and then everything suddenly feels better. As long as I’ve got a flute in my hands, the world can suck my invisible dick.

  #nightmir    #flute    #flutist swag    #marching band    #concert band    #suck my dick  
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Apr
79983

housewifeswag:

gpoy.

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Apr
231634

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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Apr
234029

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

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Apr
0

Why can I never go to sleep at an appropriate goddamn time?

  #nightmir    #4 am    #kill me    #my life: the opera  
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Apr
71442

queernerdbaby:

tombtea:

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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;_; oh god the feels

The noise I made when the girl came back was ungodly I am crying so hard

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Apr
144635

californicatinq:

you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head

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