i wanna put on a cute dress and slay all my enemies
i love the way how this gets notes slowly. it’s like everyone puts on a cute dress an slays all their enemies and then comes back and reblogs the postIt has been done. I can reblog now.
Thanks to petefnwentz, whenever someone gives me shit about my weight now, I am going to ironically booty dance in their face. Just look them in their eyes. And wobble. I can quote the faerie babe now.
”Seriously, at the risk of saying something mean, I would shake my “fat ass” in their face, and then challenge them to look half as sexy. The winner gets the banana split.”
Go forth, my children, and shake those asses.