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trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



The gif makes the post 666% better

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

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Jul
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vinegod:

My Life During Summer by Thomas Sanders

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lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

image

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miss-nerdgasmz:

catscrew:

intartarus:

intartarus:

i wanna put on a cute dress and slay all my enemies

i love the way how this gets notes slowly. it’s like everyone puts on a cute dress an slays all their enemies and then comes back and reblogs the post

It has been done. I can reblog now.

image

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random-clarity:

theoddoneouut:

ellosteph:

A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. 

that is not what i expected, woah

I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life

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Thanks to petefnwentz, whenever someone gives me shit about my weight now, I am going to ironically booty dance in their face. Just look them in their eyes. And wobble. I can quote the faerie babe now. 

Seriously, at the risk of saying something mean, I would shake my “fat ass” in their face, and then challenge them to look half as sexy. The winner gets the banana split.”

Go forth, my children, and shake those asses.

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the-ass-king:

manhood:

I’m in tears she farted like twice

me trying to be seductive